My older co-workers are so racist ugghhh

bearzerky:

*BLUSHES BUT DOES IT IN A REALLY TOUGH/COOL WAY*

ragingpaige:

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

snorlaxatives:

spacepixie:

pond weed that looks like long green hair !

no wonder you’re still ill stop touching that nasty shit

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

jessiicrossing:

All I did was forget she was coming over

jessiicrossing:

All I did was forget she was coming over

Me: can i see your homework

Someone: No do your own

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